I noticed a woman carrying around a Shih Tzu in the library.
Me: “I’m really sorry, but we don’t allow patrons to bring their dogs inside the library. People could be scared or allergic.”
Woman: “But look how cute!”
Me: “She sure is! But remember for next time, okay? It’s our policy.”
Woman: “But…but…she’s a service dog.”
Me [unconvinced]: “Oh?”
Woman: “Her service is being cute!” And she lifts the dog up and kisses her on the lips.